CNN: It’s ILLEGAL to watch Jan 6 video footage that proves the Jan 6 Committee lied
(CNN) Brave anchor Don Lemon made it very clear that it is ILLEGAL to watch the new footage of the...
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CNN introduces CNN- where users can pay $99 a month to not see any CNN content
ATLANTA—Following the demise of the streaming service CNN+, CNN is introducing CNN- where users can pay $15 a month to...
‘There is no mass formation psychosis’ says the people perpetrating mass formation psychosis
US—There is no evidence of mass formation psychosis according to the people perpetrating mass formation psychosis. Mass formation psychosis, according...
CNN: No one is left to report on child sex abuse conspiracy theory because everyone has been fired for child sex abuse
ATLANTA—CNN has been at the forefront of the brave mainstream media denying that there is an epidemic of child sex...
CNN replaces all anchors with Baghdad Bob
ATLANTA—Legacy media titan CNN has hired austere press relations master Baghdad Bob to replace all anchors including Erin Burnett, Chris Cuomo, and...
CNN: It’s a horrible tragedy the Colorado shooter wasn’t white
BOULDER, CO—Thousands across the country are mourning the loss by the mainstream media of another chance to stoke the white...
CNN adds Greta Thunberg to expert panel on ‘What it’s Like Being Black in America’
An upcoming CNN town hall entitled "What it's Like Being Black in America" will feature 17-year-old Swedish activist Greta Thunberg...
CNN devastated to learn Trump didn’t start World War III after all
CNN is collectively devastated after US President Donald Trump has said Iran "appears to be standing down" after it targeted...
