Millions of Americans Spend MLK-Day Claiming MLK Supported Their Political Party
In remembrance of Martin Luther King Jr., online activists are spending their MLK-Day arguing that Doctor King was a fierce...
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Biden: ‘Let’s not forget those brave Chinese kamikazes’ on Pearl Harbor anniversary
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden honored the "brave Chines Kamikazis" and other military personnel who attacked the United States December 7, 1941....
Australia officially returns to being a prison colony
SYDNEY, Australia—Australia began as a prison colony for the United Kingdom and they have officially returned to being just a...
‘I have never but once prayed to God: O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And He granted it.’
I have some great quotes but this one is probably the best! "I have never made but one prayer to...
Biden awards AOC the Purple Heart for her bravery in the War of January 6th
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden awarded Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) the prestigious Purple Heart medal for her military valor in the War...
LeBron James literally oppresses me by making millions playing a game a white man invented
Can we talk about the fact that LeBron James is literally killing me by making millions of dollars playing a...
BREAKING: US Constitution dead at 233
UNITED STATES—Media reports confirm that shortly after Joe Biden was sworn in as president, the Constitution of the United States...
Kamala Harris recalls just wanting ‘fweedom’ in her childhood at Auschwitz
In a heartwarming story for Elle Magazine, President-elect Kamala Harris recalled her turbulent childhood at the Nazi concentration camp at...
Damaging photos surface of Moses not wearing mask during Egyptian plagues
ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT—Archeologists working in Alexandria, Egypt have recently discovered damaging photos of Moses not wearing a mask during the Egyptian...
Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes
WASHINGTON DC—Unable to dispute or even deny Joe Biden's ties with China and Ukraine, Democratic strategists explained "the parties switched"...
