BREAKING: South Dakota secedes to get more COVID relief money from US government
PIERRE, SD—The state of South Dakota has officially seceded from the Union and created a new country called The Republic...
Nancy Pelosi
BREAKING: Pelosi announces ‘Jelly of the Month Club’ certificates in lieu of COVID stimulus
WASHINGTON DC—Congress was set to send all Americans checks for COVID relief but at the last minute Speaker of the...
Dems say we can’t investigate election fraud because ‘we’ve run out of investigations’
US—After years of investigations into the Trump administration, Democrats now say that there can’t be any more investigations because, "we have...
BREAKING: Trump sold influence to Ukraine through crack-addict son
WASHINGTON, DC—US Representative Adam Schiff (D-CA) and other democrats have announced that they have evidence that President Trump sold influence...
Trump removes all alcohol from Pelosi’s office citing 18th Amendment
In a 'tit for tat' reaction to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi banging her drum about President Trump's fitness,...
Pelosi calls for a national day of mourning after Trump recovers from COVID
US--Liberals across the country are donning black and weeping uncontrollably since President Donald Trump was released from the hospital after...
Hollywood mental hospitals overrun after Trump doesn’t die from COVID
The list goes on and on... celebrity meltdowns overloading hospitals on both coasts. Being called TDDWSD, Trump Derangement Death Wish...
Republicans encourage Nancy Pelosi to join Ginsburg in a new kind of #MeToo movement
WASHINGTON DC—As we have heard from virtually every Democrat in both the House and Senate, Ruth Bader Ginsburg was a...
Omar: ‘Trump’s peace deal is racist against terrorists’
MINNEAPOLIS—Not everyone is happy about Trump's advancement of peace relations between Israel and her Arab neighbors. US Representative Ilhan Omar...
Pelosi calls salon visit a ‘set up’ to make her look bad
SAN FRANCISCO—House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says her recent visit to a San Francisco hair salon, in which she received styling...
