BREAKING: Trump lengthens day to 25.5 hours to jump start economy
WASHINGTON — In an Oval Office ceremony held with business leaders and entrepreneurs at his side, President Trump today signed...
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Nancy Pelosi declares herself the one and only United States congressperson
United States Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi of California's 12th Congressional District has used the rarely mentioned Plague Clause of the US...
House passes latest coronavirus stimulus bill containing 12 pounds of literal horse dung in it
WASHINGTON — The House on Friday narrowly passed a $3 trillion coronavirus relief package crafted by Democrats that would include another round...
BREAKING: 23andMe reveals Nancy Pelosi shares 99.97% of her DNA with the Wuhan bat
Have you seen the Wuhan bat? The teeth alone are scary enough but put that together with the rest and...
BREAKING: Congress given permanent stay-at-home order for the safety of the country
After flubbing a massive $2 trillion stimulus bill intended to save the economy from the mess that they created with...
BREAKING: Democrats and Republicans agree to give you some of your money
WASHINGTON — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Treasury Secretary Steven T. Mnuchin reached a deal Friday on an economic stimulus package to...
BREAKING: Pelosi ensures every American will get ‘Mark of the Beast’ in new coronavirus relief bill
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced her plan to send relief money to every American affected by government's restrictions...
Pelosi declares ‘Let them eat cake’ as she tears up coronavirus relief bill
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi was caught snickering and saying, "Let them eat cake!" as she tore up the...
To aid coronavirus testing, Nancy Pelosi asks all Americans to send a stool sample to her office
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi says, "There is not a day to lose," in this fight against the dreaded...
Pelosi wears commemorative toilet paper earrings to coronavirus press conference
In a bold move of class and style during a chaotic time, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) wore...
