Joe Biden sues Iran for right to use ‘Death to America’ as 2020 campaign slogan
Joe Biden has sued the sovereign country of Iran over the right to use "Death to America" as his 2020...
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BREAKING: Skydiver who forgot parachute dies from coronavirus
Evidence is beginning to mount that young and healthy people can contract COVID-19 and die from the horrifying disease. Florida...
Nation shocked that an official estimate coming from the government was wrong
The nation is utterly shocked that an official estimate coming from a government was wrong—this time about the global COVID-19...
BREAKING: Jussie Smollett’s sister fired from nursing job, beaten by two doctors wearing MAGA hats
Jussie Smollett's sister Imaris has been fired from her nursing job after sharing the harrowing incident of being forced to...
BREAKING: Bernie accepts new vacation home and drops out of presidential race
Democratic socialist Senator Bernie Sanders has dropped out of the 2020 presidential race and begun moving into his new vacation...
BREAKING: Thousands of progressives commit suicide after Trump declares: ‘I want to save American lives’
Thousands of brave liberals across the country have committed suicide in response to President Trump's declaration in a COVID-19 press...
Millions of children thank COVID-19 for getting them out of sitting with creepy bunnies this year
Millions of children around the country and indeed the world are thanking COVID-19 for getting them out of sitting with...
Police violate social distancing to arrest man for violating social distancing by practicing social distancing
Los Angeles County Sheriffs violated social distancing measures in order to arrest a man for violating social distancing measures by...
Bill Gates donates 10000 Windows 10 ventilators to NYC but patients are getting blue screen of death
Microsoft founder and former CEO Bill Gates is donating 1,000 Windows 10 ventilators to New York City amid the COVID-19...
BREAKING: Joe ‘Exotic’ Biden surges in polls with new post-quarantine look
Democratic presidential hopeful Joe Biden's campaign has been suffering through weak polling numbers and consistent senility. The New York Times...
