Damaging photos surface of Moses not wearing mask during Egyptian plagues
ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT—Archeologists working in Alexandria, Egypt have recently discovered damaging photos of Moses not wearing a mask during the Egyptian...
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Pete Buttigieg announces all weddings will be held at airports, officiated by TSA
SOUTH BEND, IN—Stolen-Election-President Joe Biden's pick for Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has made a culture changing announcement upon taking...
Andrew Yang invents smart way to determine whether people have had COVID vaccine
SILICON VALLEY—Former presidential candidate Andrew Yang has announced an innovative invention of his which tells people whether you've received the...
BREAKING: Texas issues ‘stay at home’ order for entire state of California
AUSTIN—Amid the current rampant pandemic, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued an urgent "stay at home" order to all of...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt yells at people who oppose mandatory vaccination
A woman with a “My Body My Choice” shirt has been stationed at a local Target store screaming at selfish...
BREAKING: Joe Biden dies during speech celebrating electoral college victory
WASHINGTON DC—Self Identifying President-Elect Joe Biden died today while giving a celebratory speech about the contested electoral college. Several people...
Do you suffer from premature inauguration or electile dysfunction? Talk to your doctor about Trunalim
Do you suffer from premature inauguration? How about electile dysfunction Maybe you should ask your doctor if Trunalim (trunalimunumaprzure TDS)...
First COVID vaccine recipients are feeling ‘great’
LONDON—The first recipients of the much-anticipated COVID-19 vaccine say that they're doing "great!" Several recipients in UK and US have...
BREAKING: Bill Clinton tests positive for every disease except COVID-19
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Former US President Bill Clinton has tested positive for every disease known to man except for COVID-19, which is...
Michigan’s White Witch cancels Christmas, launches the 100-year quarantine
EAST LANSING, MI—Michigan's White Witch Gretchen Whitmer has officially launched the 100-year quarantine, emulating Los Angeles's 100-year quarantine and by...
