BREAKING: JFK Jr. ALIVE; will make surprise appearance just before inauguration
WASHINGTON, DC—Long thought dead from an airplane crash in 1999, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr. is alive and has requested to...
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Communist nations offer advice to US citizens transitioning to a Banana Republic
It appears that with the takeover of the Presidency by Joe Biden and Willie Brown's girlfriend, the democrat party running...
Happy 121st birthday to half of Joe Biden’s voters!
Genesis Times would like to wish a special happy 121st birthday to all those amazing Joe Biden voters born on...
BREAKING: Nashville Bomber died from COVID-19 shortly after blowing himself up
NASHVILLE--Authorities on the scene of the Nashville Christmas Day bombing said that the perpetrator died from COVID shortly after blowing...
Damaging photos surface of Moses not wearing mask during Egyptian plagues
ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT—Archeologists working in Alexandria, Egypt have recently discovered damaging photos of Moses not wearing a mask during the Egyptian...
Pete Buttigieg announces all weddings will be held at airports, officiated by TSA
SOUTH BEND, IN—Stolen-Election-President Joe Biden's pick for Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has made a culture changing announcement upon taking...
Andrew Yang invents smart way to determine whether people have had COVID vaccine
SILICON VALLEY—Former presidential candidate Andrew Yang has announced an innovative invention of his which tells people whether you've received the...
BREAKING: Texas issues ‘stay at home’ order for entire state of California
AUSTIN—Amid the current rampant pandemic, Texas Governor Greg Abbott has issued an urgent "stay at home" order to all of...
Woman with ‘My Body My Choice’ shirt yells at people who oppose mandatory vaccination
A woman with a “My Body My Choice” shirt has been stationed at a local Target store screaming at selfish...
BREAKING: Joe Biden dies during speech celebrating electoral college victory
WASHINGTON DC—Self Identifying President-Elect Joe Biden died today while giving a celebratory speech about the contested electoral college. Several people...
