Biden gets revenge on Trump by raising cost of insulin for millions of Americans
WASHINGTON, DC—President-No longer elect Biden and his administration is finally getting back at the evil dictator Trump by raising the...
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BREAKING: Vatican declares Biden a saint after he miraculously ends COVID one day in White House
VATICAN—Pope Francis has confirmed that the first beatification of a living person: US President Joe Biden after he has ended...
Trump pranked Biden by rearranging his pill organizer before leaving White House
WASHINGTON, DC—As his final act upon exiting the White House, Donald Trump pranked the incoming resident by switching his medications...
BREAKING: Virus deaths no longer the fault of the president
WASHINGTON, DC—Following Joe Biden's presidential inauguration, the media announced that deaths attributed to the China Virus are no longer the...
BREAKING: JFK Jr. ALIVE; will make surprise appearance just before inauguration
WASHINGTON, DC—Long thought dead from an airplane crash in 1999, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Jr. is alive and has requested to...
Communist nations offer advice to US citizens transitioning to a Banana Republic
It appears that with the takeover of the Presidency by Joe Biden and Willie Brown's girlfriend, the democrat party running...
Happy 121st birthday to half of Joe Biden’s voters!
Genesis Times would like to wish a special happy 121st birthday to all those amazing Joe Biden voters born on...
BREAKING: Nashville Bomber died from COVID-19 shortly after blowing himself up
NASHVILLE--Authorities on the scene of the Nashville Christmas Day bombing said that the perpetrator died from COVID shortly after blowing...
Damaging photos surface of Moses not wearing mask during Egyptian plagues
ALEXANDRIA, EGYPT—Archeologists working in Alexandria, Egypt have recently discovered damaging photos of Moses not wearing a mask during the Egyptian...
Pete Buttigieg announces all weddings will be held at airports, officiated by TSA
SOUTH BEND, IN—Stolen-Election-President Joe Biden's pick for Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg has made a culture changing announcement upon taking...
