Oregon Health Authority reminds people to wear face masks while smoking crack at Thanksgiving
PORTLAND — The Oregon Health Authority is reminding people to wear face masks while smoking crack at Thanksgiving celebrations. They are...
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At 95% effective, Moderna COVID vaccine almost as effective as a normal immune system
For the second time this month, there's promising news from a COVID-19 vaccine candidate. Moderna said Monday its shots are 95 percent...
Democrats handing out ‘Unity’ Molotov cocktails in case they lose election court cases
PHILADELPHIA—Representatives of the Biden/Harris campaign and the Democratic National Committee have been distributing "Unity"-branded Molotov cocktails so supporters will be...
BREAKING: Archaeologists find boxes of US ballots in newly unearthed Egyptian tomb
EGYPT—An archeological mission just unearthed a new tomb in Al-Bhidenfa in southern Egypt. The discovery includes well preserved mummies, artwork,...
POLL: 93.7% of all poll numbers are made up
BOSTON—MIT spokesman, Paul Rolls put it right out there, “Polls are full of sh*t! Our poll using our monster super...
GA State Legislator Dar’shun Kendrick declares Wile E. Coyote a domestic terrorist
ATLANTA—Corporate Attorney, Georgia State Representative, and Chief Deputy Whip of the Georgia House Democrats Dar'shun Kendrick has a new crusade,...
Biden explains what it means to be black
Ex-Vice President Joe Biden sat down with Millennial Science Magazine for their special 'race issue'. MS: Since you uttered what...
Dilithium crystals found in Utah, Elon Musk promises warp drive by 2027
We found Elon Musk at his Fremont Production facility and managed an interview: GT: The discovery of the dilithium crystals...
China pinky-promises to lower carbon emissions by 2069
BEIJING—Xi Jinping and all of his advisors have pinky-promised to lower their country’s emissions by the year 2069. The promise...
STUDY: Face masks that completely prevent you from breathing are the most effective against COVID
There are now so many ways to prevent COVID-19 from spreading it's a wonder we hear about it any more....
