Democrats declare War on Gravity after Biden stair incident
The effort to defend the Dominion elected China Puppet is never ending battle. Trump's demands for honest elections, the difficulty...
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BREAKING: Democrats impeach Trump for unconstitutionally following the Constitution
WASHINGTON, DC—With President Trump’s impending impeachment trial approaching rapidly, legal and constitutional scholars from around the nation have been pondering...
Hillary demands to know why no one ever charged her with ‘inciting an erection’ at the Capitol
WASHINGTON, DC—After Chuck Schumer charged Donald Trump with inciting an erection at the US Capitol, Hillary Clinton has demanded to...
Local Libertarian eagerly awaiting Trump’s opinion to hate it
HARTFORD, CT—Too busy with the holidays to keep up with the news, Libertarian voter Michael McStuffing is patiently waiting for...
BREAKING: Pelosi announces ‘Jelly of the Month Club’ certificates in lieu of COVID stimulus
WASHINGTON DC—Congress was set to send all Americans checks for COVID relief but at the last minute Speaker of the...
MS-13 gang members threaten to leave US if Trump is reelected
US—Following the lead of celebrities who have threatened to leave the US is Trump is reelected, members of the notorious...
EXCLUSIVE: Trump dipped in bronzer as a baby; only weakness is heel
WASHINGTON DC—Despite four years of slander, accusations and spying by his political opponents, President Donald Trump remains focused on advancing...
BREAKING: Amy Barrett caught sneaking into Supreme Court, eating cereal
WASHINGTON DC—Amy Coney Barrett is up to her 'high jinx' again. Caught sneaking into the Supreme Court room by the...
Democrats charge Amy Barrett with racism for only having 2 black children
US--Democrats across the country have declared President Trump's third Supreme Court Justice nominee Amy Coney Barrett racist for only having...
