Donald Trump picks Elizabeth Warren to head Bureau of Indian Affairs 
Outgoing Transportation Sec. Pete Buttigieg taps P. Diddy for mission to destroy Uranus 
BREAKING: Biden Sneaks in Pardon for Hunter During Annual Turkey Pardon Ceremony 
Farewell, X: Why I’m Leaving Over Their Refusal to Censor Me 
Bernie declares eating $6.2 million duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government 
BREAKING: AG Barr doesn’t know what jumped up and bit him in the ass
WASHINGTON DC—US Attorney General Bill Barr says that he doesn't know the thing that jumped up and bit him in...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Brave celebrity comes out as a straight white male
HOLLYWOOD—No demographic receives more hate, especially in California, than straight white males. That’s why it’s especially brave of the amazing...
BREAKING: Biden suffers multiple injuries while playing with his wife
NEWARK, DE—Self-declared President-Elect Joe Biden suffered multiple injuries while "playing with his wife," a spokesman said. “C'mon man, we were...
BREAKING: The FBI has found no evidence of election fraud after not looking for it
Attorney General William Barr said that the Justice Department has found no evidence of widespread fraud in this year's election...
BREAKING: Dominion voting machines switched votes to Taco Bell in 2018 Best Mexican Food election
People were shocked when Taco Bell won Harris Poll's "Best Mexican Food" election in 2018. Now, sources close to the...
Pro-social distancing protest expected to attract 10,000+
Happening Near You- An anti-Christmas gathering protest is scheduled to happen near you. The protest will take place on Main...
FBI requests evidence of election fraud so ‘it can be properly destroyed and utterly forgotten’
LANGLEY, VA--The Federal Bureau of Investigation has officially requested evidence of election fraud from the Voter Integrity Project so "it...
UPDATE: Biden ankle injury caused by tripping over a box of fraudulent ballots in his basement
NEWARK, DE--The Office of the Pseudo-President has confirmed that Joe Biden was injured tripping over a box of fraudulent ballots...
BREAKING: Biden’s dog attacks him after learning he’s not a man but one of the lizard people
NEWARK, DE--Self-proclaimed President-Elect Joe Biden suffered a hairline fracture and bruised bones when his dog, Major, attacked him after finding...
Biden to turn the Oval Office into a man cave
President-Elect Joe Biden has announced he is getting a cat for the Oval Office as well as turning it into...
