Mitch McConnell Shatters Personal Record with 25-Hour Blank Stare, Inspired by Cory Booker’s Filibuster 
Cory Booker’s 17-Hour Education Filibuster Ends in Epic April Fools’ Prank: “I Had You All!” 
BREAKING: Pam Bondi releases all Epstein Files, announces arrest of all 366 of Epstein’s clients 
BREAKING: April Fool’s Day cancelled because reality is so ridiculous 
BREAKING: Scientists discover that chickens lay more eggs when you stop killing billions of them for no reason 
Polls show Trump will lose to Biden as bad as he lost to Hillary
US—Presidential polls are showing that President Trump will lose to Joe Biden as bad as he lost to Hillary Clinton...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
POLL: 93.7% of all poll numbers are made up
BOSTON—MIT spokesman, Paul Rolls put it right out there, “Polls are full of sh*t! Our poll using our monster super...
GA State Legislator Dar’shun Kendrick declares Wile E. Coyote a domestic terrorist
ATLANTA—Corporate Attorney, Georgia State Representative, and Chief Deputy Whip of the Georgia House Democrats Dar'shun Kendrick has a new crusade,...
FACT CHECK: Coyotes have only delivered two babies over border this year
Nashville, TN—At the last presidential election debate Thursday night, President Trump said that hundreds of children locked in cages at...
Celebrities launch Adopt-a-Coyote program after Trump’s mean attacks
US—Progressive celebrities across the country launched a wonderful program called "Adopt-a-Coyote" in response to the vicious attacks on the poor...
BREAKING: ‘BidenCare’ to be paid for entirely by Ukraine oil companies through Hunter’s money laundering
NASHVILLE—During the final US presidential debate, Joe Biden laid out his brilliant healthcare plan, which he called "BidenCare" and how...
Mark Zuckerberg publishes ‘Definitive List of Everything that’s Funny’
MENLO PARK, CA—Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has published the Definitive List of Everything that's Funny, which will be used to...
Committee swears this debate will be totally unbiased
Nashville, TN- The final presidential debate between Joe Biden and Donald Trump will be held this Thursday night in Nashville,...
Democrats insist Biden was actually a Republican when he committed those crimes
WASHINGTON DC—Unable to dispute or even deny Joe Biden's ties with China and Ukraine, Democratic strategists explained "the parties switched"...
IRS grants tax exempt status to Branch Covidians, fastest growing religion in US
US—In just a few short months our newest religion the Church of Covid has grown to the status of millions...
