Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Trump folds, provides his tax returns on Hillary Clinton’s server
Well, the Donald has finally yielded to the unmitigated pressure placed on him by the Democrats and the Supreme Court....
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Biden rallies continue to wreck havoc across the country
Rallies for presumptive presidential nominee Joe Biden have continued across the country in Democratic stronghold cities, causing billions of dollars...
Activists furious that people are driving on the murals they painted on the street where cars go
Black Lives Matter activists around the country are livid after it has become apparent that people are driving over the...
Omar: ‘We must tear down this system of oppression that allows me to say we must tear down this system of oppression’
WASHINGTON DC—US Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) has called on the US, “to tear down this system of oppression which has...
Will Smith claims that being called the N-word ruined his life
BEVERLY HILLS--Will Smith has had a life of such hardship and travail, we at GT wanted to investigate the pluck...
Biden says he would ‘straight up torture’ the Little Sisters of the Poor if elected
Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden issued a statement Wednesday evening in which he said he was, “disappointed in today’s...
Broncos sign Rachel Dolezal after she identifies as Colin Kaepernick
Is there anything more exciting and inspirational than a rags to riches story? Enter one delightful black....uh white, no, black-ish...
New York takes break from aborting 60% of black babies to paint ‘Black Lives Matter’ in front of Trump Tower
NEW YORK—New Yorkers from across the five boroughs took a break from their regular duties abortion thousands of black babies...
Cuomo moves Ghislaine Maxwell to a COVID-stricken nursing home for safe keeping
NEW YORK—Governor Andrew Cuomo has transferred longtime Jeffrey Epstein associate Ghislaine Maxwell to a quasi-secure New York nursing home stricken...
LEAKED: Inside the Democrats’ plan for a more ‘inclusive’ Mount Rushmore
Sources have leaked expert renderings of a Mount Rushmore redesign that Antifa and top Democrats are working on in response...
