BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Zelensky launches new reality TV show: Dancing with the Tsars in bold war-fundraising effort 
Antifa realizing it’s much more difficult to build a civilization than to tear one down
SEATTLE—Members of the Seattle Antifa Communist Koalition (SACK) are finding that it's much more difficult to build a civilization than...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Traffic on George Floyd Ave. to flow in the opposite direction of MLK Blvd.
Civil Engineers are having a field day the last few weeks. Not so much regular engineers but the the National...
Mayor Goodway caves to rioters, arrests Chase for being un-pawsome
ADVENTURE BAY—Mayor Goodway has caved to the demands of rioters threatening the entire city and had Chase the police pup...
Mayor Lightfoot allows churches up to 25% capacity if they ‘burn the church to the ground first’
CHICAGO—Mayor Lori Lightfoot said Chicago churches can hold services with no more than 50 people, so long as they, "burn...
BREAKING: Borders are okay now
In a similar way that public gatherings that were previously banned and criticized due to the risk posed in spreading...
BREAKING: Trump put under quarantine until November for ‘infectious optimism’
At his most recent press conference President Trump was asked some questions that were intelligent, germaine, insightful and were crafted...
97% of experts say burning all American cities to the ground is the best way to fight climate change
Why just today we hear about a potential second wave of COVID-19 due to the lack of social distancing and...
Seattle communist zone celebrates its first mass starvation and gulag
Communists have taken over the Capitol Hill district of Seattle and declared it an "autonomous zone". Decentralized organizers were pleased...
This Day in ‘Mostly Peaceful’ History: Visigoths Sack Rome in 410 AD
The "mostly peaceful" Sack of Rome occurred on 24 August 410 AD by the protesters from Gaul known as the Visigoths....
CNN adds Greta Thunberg to expert panel on ‘What it’s Like Being Black in America’
An upcoming CNN town hall entitled "What it's Like Being Black in America" will feature 17-year-old Swedish activist Greta Thunberg...
