BREAKING: Trump finishes insurrection started 4 years ago by becoming president again 
BREAKING: Biden issues comprehensive list of everyone involved in federal crimes 
BREAKING: AOC claims she was nearly raped by Trump’s inauguration ceremony 
BREAKING: Biden pardons several ‘totally innocent’ people for crimes they didn’t commit 
BREAKING: Biden pardons all criminals except cute old grandma who waved flag in Capitol Jan 6 
Facebook’s new ‘Care-n’ react sends people directly to concentration camps
ST. LOUIS—Facebook users everywhere, especially those named Karen, are excited about a new feature that allows them to report people...
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BREAKING: De Blasio has instructed NYPD to invade Poland
New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has instructed the New York Police Department to invade Poland, breaking several peacetime...
BREAKING: Fauci admits to using Common Core math on wildly inaccurate COVID models
The top health expert in the world, Dr. Anthony Fauci, has been rocked with allegations that he used Common Core...
Biden commits to targeting at least 50% women in drone strikes if elected
Facing several claims of sexual misconduct against women, presumptive presidential nominee Joe Biden has promised to target at least 50...
PETA protests hand sanitizer factory during COVID-19 pandemic
AKRON, OH — With most of America mourning the thousands of lives lost to the Wuhan Virus, PETA activists have...
SHOCKING: People near death at nursing homes are near death when hospitalized
OK, the first question you have to ask yourself: "How many nursing homes in Disneyland?" Water parks for the bedridden?...
Billions confident the creator of Windows will protect them from a virus
Billions of people across the globe are waiting with bated breath for the maker of the Windows computer operating system,...
BREAKING: NYC Mayor De Blasio has ordered police to start rounding up the Jews
In an official tweet, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has ordered police to start rounding up the Jews...
Cenk Uygur claims Armenian genocide was actually a COVID-19 outbreak
LOS ANGELES, CA — After years of denying the 20th century Armenian genocide by the Young Turks, Cenk Uygur finally...
BREAKING: Brave protesters leave their homes to tell others to not leave their homes
Brave protesters from around the country have left their homes to tell others to not leave their homes during the...
