Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Local obnoxious little twit thinks he is smart enough to run the country
We’ve all seen it. These young little know-it-all’s who come in with guns a blazing telling everybody why they’re wrong....
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Love is in the air: Bernie campaign releases line of democratic socialist Valentines
The creative art director at the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign staff has been working like an unpaid Democratic staffer in...
Adam Schiff wins Oscar for Best Original Screenplay in a Fictional Impeachment
Genesius Times Entertaintent reporters have just learned that Adam Schiff, despite considerable competition in this category, has won the Best...
Bloomberg waiting for Democratic nomination to go on sale to go all in
We already know Michael Bloomberg and Tom Steyer are in the process of purchasing the Democrat Party nomination. No secret...
In attempt to get noticed, Amy Klobuchar wears blackface to debate, changes name to Michelle O’Bama
Poor Amy K. hasn't been doing all that well in the polls. Nobody has ever heard of her, nobody knows...
Feminists fear rapidly growing Christian Church in Iran may turn the country into The Handmaid’s Tale
PORTLAND, OR - American feminists are sounding the alarm over a rapidly growing and oppressive regime in the Middle East:...
AOC absolutely destroys lawmakers: ‘It’s a physical impossibility to be in a pickle’
US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) absolutely destroyed lawmakers yesterday who thought people could actually, "be in a pickle." "This whole...
Babylon Bee retracts article making fun of people who make fun of AOC: ‘actually she really is that stupid’
The satire website The Babylon Bee has been forced to retract an article that makes fun of people who make...
Mitt Romney to assume the name ‘Pierre Diablo’ and move to Antarctica
Talk about 'persona non grata', Mitt Romney has earned that in spades as the most reviled Republican Senator in US...
To avoid more election confusion, DNC will release New Hampshire primary results ahead of actual vote
In an attempt to avoid the chaos that occurred in Iowa, which resulted in two days without a declared winner,...
