Nation celebrates Juneteenth when the government freed slaves from the plantation and made them slaves to the state 
Walmart pulls Fried Chicken & Watermelon ‘Juneteenth’ ice cream after backlash 
WNBA installs new mid-court wrestling ring to help players pummel Caitlin Clark 
BREAKING: Iran reveals ‘historic surprise’ is actually just a nation-wide kebab festival starting today 
BREAKING: Judge Boasberg Declares War On Iran; Sends US Troops In 
CDC recommends rationing toilet paper in preparation for a Bernie Sanders presidency
The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has issued a warning recommending people ration their toilet paper in...
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BREAKING: COVID-19 skyrockets to 1,543,299th highest cause of death in US; just behind butterflies
Coronavirus is wrecking havoc around the world, causing death and destruction where ever it rears its ugly head. After its...
Democrats promote book-burning as an alternative to fossil fuels
Climate Change, Global Warming, Greenhouse Gas Effect, Doomsday Apocalypse, etc. The best way to know something is total BS is...
New York declares State of Emergency because it’s filled with New Yorkers
Coronavirus has the world on edge, markets roiled, oil crashing, and toilet paper selling for $50/roll. GT has plenty on...
China finds innovative way to kill dissidents disguised as coronavirus patients in collapsable hotels
It seems China is always in the news these days. The trade wars, supply chain exclusivity, their alleged coming collapse,...
Biden to end racism by exclusively imprisoning white people minding their own business
Let's face it, Stop and Frisk is a hot-button issue rife with racial overtones. And Joe Biden has always supported...
Bernie ‘pretty sure’ corruption will end when we give the corrupt government more power
Democratic socialist presidential front runner Bernie Sanders says he's sick of the corruption in government and that he's "pretty sure"...
New DNC debate standards eliminate Tulsi Gabbard from the face of the Earth
The Democratic National Committee (DNC) on Friday announced new qualifying standards for the upcoming Arizona debate that will eliminate Tulsi...
Greta Thunberg threatens to release more coronavirus to further lower global CO2
While Bill Gates has been disappointed that his population control coronavirus hasn't killed off as many people as he had...
BREAKING: Sen Schumer becomes ‘made guy’ in Genovese Crime Family after threatening SCOTUS Justices
In a remarkable tirade yesterday, Chuck Schumer threatened the very lives of two Supreme Court Justices Brett Kavanaugh and Neil...
