AOC: Billionaires shouldn’t be able to influence government; only triple PhDs with no real-world work experience should do that 
AOC: Billionaires influencing government is evil (unless they fund only Democrats of course) 
Biden recalls Kwanzaa memories growing up in Scranton, PA 
Local dad surprised by the Christmas gifts he gave his kids because his wife did all the shopping 
BREAKING: American Airlines to use flying reindeer to pull airplanes amid technical glitch 
“No ma’am, I will not wax your balls” and other things bigots say: A definitive guide
Stricken with phobias of all sorts, red America has taken hatred to whole new level. It has even infiltrated Canada...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Stunning and brave transwoman cast as Mr. Rogers in upcoming biopic
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood because it has been announced that a stunning and brave transwoman has been...
Quiz: Who said it, intergalactic Marvel super-villain or founder of Planned Parenthood
Can you guess who said it? Was it the mad titan, Thanos we quoted or was it the founder of...
Local woman bravely blames Trump’s racism for getting laid off after winning $15 hour minimum wage
Nadia Ziegler chose a stunning and brave degree at her $28,000-a-year college: Women's Studies, which put her into debt upwards...
VIRAL: Millennials raiding Area 51 to lick alien heads, return them to cryogenic freezers
This is really getting out of hand. After the ice cream licking challenge of early summer went viral, and then...
BREAKING: Bernie 2020 campaign viciously attacked by law of economics
The Bernie Sanders 2020 presidential campaign was viciously attacked yesterday by a masked assailant that appeared to be a law...
Ocasio-Cortez hasn’t signed up for a 401k because she ‘couldn’t even finish a 5k’
Congressional superstar and House of Representatives Financial Committee member Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has stated that she has not signed up for...
Fed up with new immigration policy, liberal shouts “walls are immoral!” from gated community
After watching CNN’s coverage of Donald Trump’s immigration policy all afternoon, Bill Williamson decided he had had enough. He shut...
Kamala Harris to outlaw whites from owning dogs because ‘that’s too much like slavery’
Senator Kamala Harris has been making a splash in her run for the 2020 presidential nomination. Most recently, she's declared...
Report: Facebook classified biology as hate speech because Zuckerberg is transitioning
This explains a lot. After a multitude of users have complained that making basic biological statements have caused the fury...
