Local men dominate International Women’s Day 
BREAKING: Democrats unveil bold new ‘Peace is War’ campaign in support of endless Ukraine conflict 
AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles 
CNN: More cars mysteriously drive themselves into German pedestrians 
Bondi assures Americans: ‘Epstein files coming soon—just need to blot out all the Israeli connections first’ 
Socialist ‘nice guys’ demand redistribution of women
This past weekend, thousands of protesters from the ‘Nice Guy Socialist Coalition’ marched on the Capitol to demand Congress pass...
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EXCLUSIVE: Russian hackers fill Dem primary with utterly despicable people
U.S.—Russian hackers responsible for making Trump president in 2016 are at it again for the 2020 election, again relying on...
Cardinal Dolan doesn’t see a good reason to excommunicate Lucifer
New York Catholic Archbishop Timothy Dolan argued that excommunicating the fallen angel Lucifer would be counterproductive because the pro-abortion demon...
STUDY: 67% of employees still trying to escape conversation with chatty coworkers
U.S.—A new study conducted by the CDC has found that almost 70% of all office workers are currently attempting to...
Ocasio-Cortez’ Green New Deal requires everyone hold their breath 4 hours a day
New York Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who recently announce the world is going to end in 12 years if we don't...
Democrats endure 4th circle of Hell as Trump spouts basic, undeniable truths in SOTU
For hours, congressional Democrats wore frowny faces and tortured scowls as they listened to President Donald Trump promote horrific things...
BREAKING: Disney leaks new Star Wars title: ‘Episode IX: The Search for More Money’
After a monumental flop in Star Wars franchise history for the eighth installment, Disney has leaked the new Star Wars...
Pro-choice Democrats celebrate forebear Margaret Sanger in ‘white-supremacy white’
Democratic women House members — from Speaker Nancy Pelosi down to freshman Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez — showed up to Trump’s...
OPINION: If a Democrat is racist it’s because he’s a Republican
As the good people at CNN hinted at recently, if a Democrat is racist, it's because he's a Republican: End...
Protestors offended by exclusion from ‘Victim of the Year Awards’
The American Hardship Legal Center (AHLC) has announced the highly anticipated nominees for its Victim of the Year Awards that...
