BREAKING: Iran Releases ‘Irrefutable Evidence’ They Downed US ‘Superweapon’ 
Congress pauses demanding release of Epstein files in order to block release of congressional sex abuse files 
WATCH: Fat Gun: Doughboy 
Iranian general writes scathing 1-star review for Chinese military drones purchased on Temu 
Sources have informed Trump that the Federal Reserve is just 2 weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon 
ACLU sues God for only creating two genders
Serving the papers to God proved to be the most daunting part of the lawsuit brought forth by the ACLU...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
Californians witness Gov Newsom’s ‘Light at the end of the tunnel’ first hand
California Governor recently touted the state as, "a beacon light. Mark my words, California – we are the light at...
Super woke Disney’s Toy Story 4: Woody is gay and Bo Peep has abortion
The once great children's entertainment company Disney has recently taken a dark turn with CEO explicitly advocating for limiting new...
More than 180 plantation owners sign letter opposing state restrictions on slavery
“Abolishing slavery is bad for the economy.” This is how a letter written by Southern plantation owners in response to...
BREAKING: Global Warming Apocalypse, originally scheduled for 2020, has been postponed to 2050
Due to the forecast of typical rain, sun, wind, possible thunderstorms, and basically the same climate across the globe throughout...
World Health Organization classifies perfect sanity as a mental health disorder
Being perfectly sane is now classified as a mental illness by the World Health Organization – a key sign of progress for people...
New York Assembly to install animal worship altar next to the child sacrifice altar
New York State Assembly is set to install an animal worship altar in the style of ancient Aztec pagans next...
Local man 100% convinced after someone used clapping emojis in illogical tweet
In a rare social media victory, an sociopathic dirtbag convinced a reasonable person of his illogical position simply by inserting...
Apple introduces new ‘reinvented’ coffee mug
Apple Electronics Company has released a new ceramic coffee mug for just under five thousand dollars US. They're calling it...
BREAKING: Rep. Swalwell to transition to black woman before 2020 election
Democratic presidential hopeful Eric Swalwell, hovering around 0% in the polls, looks to stir the race up by transitioning to...