DNC to take 90% of Bernie’s votes and redistribute them to less popular candidates
The new front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is facing some new opposition. The Democratic National Committee will...
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BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren arrested for attempting to scalp Bernie Sanders
In a shocking video released just a few nights ago, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders accused each other of lying...
American Left and Right finally unite for the noble cause of hating CNN
It took a ridiculously biased debate hosted by CNN in which the spurious sexism claims of Bernie Sanders were amplified...
Bernie promises Americans a 0-hour work day if elected president
At the Iowa United Food and Commercial Workers forum on Sunday, democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was asked whether he would...
Trump creates single-payer Dept. of Movies with a max actor salary of $50,000 a year
In response to consistent pleas for socialist policies from Hollywood actors, President Trump has created a Soviet-style single-payer Department of...
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez unveils plan for free 100% renewable electricity for all
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced her vision for a Green New Deal, including, shockingly, that every American must hold their breath...
Bernie Sanders showed up to Thanksgiving dinner without a dish again
Presidential hopeful and long-time taxpayer freeloader Bernie Sanders showed up for his family's Thanksgiving dinner without bringing a dish again...
Greta Thunberg demands Swalwell’s flogging after public methane release
Climate Change expert Greta Thunberg demanded public flogging over the release of toxic methane gas done by former presidential candidate...
Bernie Sanders says he’ll put AOC in ‘very important’ bartending role in White House
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has a “very, very important role” waiting for her in the White House should fellow Democratic...
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders arrested for trying to take 90% of children’s candy while trick-or-treating
Democratic socialist presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders was arrested last night during the annual Burlington Vermont Halloween Spooktacular. Witness say that...
