environment

97% of climate scientists agree that we only have 18 months to save their jobs

Exavier Saskagoochie December 1, 2025 0

An international body of nearly 100 climate scientists convened by the United Nations have issued a stern warning to the...

Electric vehicle fires on Chinese cargo ships are proof that we’re doing the right thing for the environment

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. June 5, 2025 0

Dear eco-champions, green dreamers, and lovers of a good fiery spectacle, rejoice! The catastrophic Morning Midas disaster— that glorious blaze...

AOC horrified terrorists are running over people with gas-powered cars instead of electric vehicles

Exavier Saskagoochie March 4, 2025 0

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) expressed outrage today over a disturbing trend in Germany, where terrorists have been using gas-guzzling, fossil-fuel-powered...

EARTH DAY: Biden says it’s environmentally responsible to kill your girlfriend and compost her remains remains

Anita Goodcock April 22, 2024 0

WASHINGTON, DC—In a bizarre and unsettling Earth Day address, President Joe Biden urged Americans to take drastic action to reduce...

ACTUALLY: Cannibalism is the most eco-friendly diet and will save the planet

Mx. Sandra Chou, PhD. PhD. March 14, 2024 0

As a triple doctorate in Gender-Queer Wildebeest Grooming, Post-Colonial AI Prompt Engineering, and Post-Feminist Interpretive Dance Theory, I'm clearly the...

AOC orders her steaks medium because large steaks aren’t eco-friendly

Exavier Saskagoochie March 8, 2021 0

BROOKLYN—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) does not mess around when she goes out to eat. She is fully masked and she...

BREAKING: Biden to build wall along entire coastline to fight rising sea levels

Jeremy Spoken January 15, 2021 0

Washington, DC—Joe Biden signaled that the environment will be at the heart of the next administration as he unveiled a...

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez unveils plan for free 100% renewable electricity for all

Exavier Saskagoochie December 7, 2019 0

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced her vision for a Green New Deal, including, shockingly, that every American must hold their breath...