BREAKING: Trump selects Genesius Times to replace CNN as official White House Fake News provider 
BREAKING: Many ‘totally innocent’ people begging for presidential pardons for the crimes they didn’t commit 
Trump Hollywood Envoy’s replaces fire-damaged Hollywood sign with “Trump Won” 
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty ahead of Trump inauguration 
BREAKING: New fake government climate data in line with completely fabricated climate forecast 
Trump slammed for unauthorized restroom visit at Walter Reed
BETHESDA,MD--President Trump was slammed recently due to his unauthorized restroom visit as a COVID-19 patient at Walter Reed hospital. Critics...
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BREAKING: Trump refuses to denounce white blood cell supremacy during COVID bout
BETHESDA, MD--President Trump has refused to denounce his white blood cell supremacy in the fight against the oppressed COVID-19 cells...
Mike Pence gets millions of atheists to pray to God he becomes president
WASHINGTON DC—Vice President Mike Pence's theocratic dictatorship is nearly complete. One of the final pieces to the puzzle was getting...
Hillary Clinton to dress up as president for 4th straight Halloween
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Secretary Hillary Clinton has decided she will dress up as president of the United States for the fourth straight...
Trump eulogizes KKK Cyclops just like Biden to get media to stop calling him racist
WASHINGTON DC—President Donald Trump has given a eulogy for the KKK Cyclops and recruiter Senator Robert C. Byrd just like...
Cuomo invites Trump and Melania to 5-star NY nursing home after testing positive for COVID
ALBANY, NY—In an act of undeniable compassion, Governor Cuomo has reached out to President Donald Trump and First Lady and...
Senator Feinstein, Amy Coney Barrett seen thrift store shopping together, snag retro Halloween costumes
Supreme Court nominee, Amy Coney Barrett says she and Senator Feinstein ran into each other at the Buffalo Exchange thrift...
BREAKING: Trump hasn’t denounced white supremacy in last 6.2 seconds
(FOX NEWS) President Donald Trump has not denounced white supremacy in the last 6.2 seconds, which clearly means that he...
Harris/Biden campaign releases substitute list for Joe Biden for next debate
You can suggest your own substitutes for Sleepy Joe in the comments below After not quite defeating Donald J Trump...
China surprised to learn NY and CA kids have been better indoctrinated than their kids
The CCP has a lot to celebrate these days. First they introduced COVID-19 to the world and produced not only...
