BREAKING: Trump selects Genesius Times to replace CNN as official White House Fake News provider 
BREAKING: Many ‘totally innocent’ people begging for presidential pardons for the crimes they didn’t commit 
Trump Hollywood Envoy’s replaces fire-damaged Hollywood sign with “Trump Won” 
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty ahead of Trump inauguration 
BREAKING: New fake government climate data in line with completely fabricated climate forecast 
Chris Wallace replaced by mother of toddlers in next presidential debate
CLEVELAND—After an utter failure of moderator Chris Wallace to control the first presidential debate, organizers have replaced him with someone...
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Debates spark run on Biden look-alike puppies at kennels and pounds across America
“There is never going to be enough to fill the demand. At least until after the election,” Gillian Jacoby of...
Sweet Meteor O’Death surges in the polls after dismal presidential debate
CLEVELAND—The inanimate celestial body Sweet Meteor O'Death, which will be passing by Earth shortly before the US presidential election surged...
Biden falls asleep while Trump argues with moderator during first debate
CLEVELAND—President Trump came out swinging in the first presidential debate of 2020 but focused most of his attention on the...
Biden accidentally brings wooden paddle to knife fight
The first 2020 Presidential debate is Tuesday, September 29 at 9, Eastern and the 'guys' just can't wait. President Trump...
BREAKING: Amy Barrett caught sneaking into Supreme Court, eating cereal
WASHINGTON DC—Amy Coney Barrett is up to her 'high jinx' again. Caught sneaking into the Supreme Court room by the...
Joe “Smash” Biden rejects pre-debate test: ‘no reason to suspect I take any drugs’
WILMINGTON, DE- Presidential candidate Joe Biden has refused to honor President Donald Trump's request for debate participants to take a...
BREAKING: Biden pulls out of debates unless they provide several nap breaks
CLEVELAND—US Presidential Candidate Joe Biden says he won't debate President Trump unless there are ample nap breaks during the grandest...
Biden switches VP from Kamala to pro ‘deal maker’ Wayne Brady
Presidential hopeful Joe Biden campaign officials confirmed the switch from Kamala Harris to Let's Make a Deal host, Wayne Brady....
Newsom signs executive order releasing prison inmates who don’t ‘identify’ as a criminals
SACRAMENTO—California Gov. Gavin Newsom (D) signed an executive order Saturday allowing inmates to be released from prison immediately if they don't "identify" as a...
