BREAKING: Trump selects Genesius Times to replace CNN as official White House Fake News provider 
BREAKING: Many ‘totally innocent’ people begging for presidential pardons for the crimes they didn’t commit 
Trump Hollywood Envoy’s replaces fire-damaged Hollywood sign with “Trump Won” 
BREAKING: Millions of women report for handmaid duty ahead of Trump inauguration 
BREAKING: New fake government climate data in line with completely fabricated climate forecast 
VIDEO: Kid viciously helps elderly lady up the stairs despite the clear risk of being a good person
VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED! Watch as this brutal young kid viciously helps an elderly lady up the stairs to her house...
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Dems ‘pretty sure’ the key to the election is burning the country down
WASHINGTON DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is "pretty sure" the way to win hearts and minds in an election...
EXCLUSIVE: Never before seen photo of Joe Biden and Aunt Jemima on the Lolita Express
Genesius Times has obtained exclusive photos of presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden assaulting Aunt Jemima on Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita...
Hillary Clinton already finished writing Joe Biden’s eulogy
CHAPPAQUA, NY—Hillary Clinton announced she already wrote Joe Biden's eulogy for his upcoming COVID-related death."This is the exact kind of...
Disney changes Splash Mountain to ‘Riot Hill’ where guests can experience exciting BLM riot
ORLANDO—Amid calls to change the Splash Mountain theme park ride because of its ties with the racist 1946 “Song of...
500 lb. helmet made to keep all of Colin Kaepernick’s hair perfect during next NFL game
Astrophysicists have been tasked with creating a football helmet to keep Colin Kaepernick's hair perfect if he should play in...
Trump promises to replace all torn-down monuments with statues of himself
WASHINGTON DC—Woke protesters have paused their widespread monument destruction after President Trump promised to replace all torn-down monuments with statues...
The Dixie Chicks have changed their name to ‘The Dicks’
The Dixie Chicks are now known as The Dicks. The country trio changed its social media handles, and their official website...
Experts confused why cities that haven’t had a Trump rally are seeing spikes in COVID cases
It has been established that people who attend Trump rallies are at severe risk of contracting the deadly COVID-19 disease...
Ozzy Osbourne hired to interpret Joe Biden’s speeches
As the 2020 presidential election draws near, Democratic strategists have been scrambling to find someone capable of interpreting their presumptive...
