BREAKING: Trump finishes insurrection started 4 years ago by becoming president again 
BREAKING: Biden issues comprehensive list of everyone involved in federal crimes 
BREAKING: AOC claims she was nearly raped by Trump’s inauguration ceremony 
BREAKING: Biden pardons several ‘totally innocent’ people for crimes they didn’t commit 
BREAKING: Biden pardons all criminals except cute old grandma who waved flag in Capitol Jan 6 
‘Experts’ call for suicide prevention to prevent the suicide they’ve increased to save lives
In the April 21st issue of Lancet Psychiatry members of the International COVID-19 Suicide Prevention Research Collaboration warn that suicide...
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Democratic governors warn that lockdown could last until ‘we get a Democratic president’
COVID-19 cases, hospitalizations, and deaths are all way down. Data are coming in from all across the country that show...
Fauci unilaterally changes the national anthem to ‘Don’t stand so close to me’ by The Police
Dr. Fauci has so many great ideas it's no wonder everyone calls him a genius, brainiac, superhuman phenom. It must...
Biden assures voters, ‘It’s not sexual assault, it’s democratic sexual assault’
Presidential front runner Joe Biden has finally answered critics regarding the alleged sexual assault he committed on Tara Reade decades...
Alyssa Milano says victims should feel ‘privileged’ to be sexually assaulted by Joe Biden
Several brave women's rights activists such as Alyssa Milano have come out in support of Joe Biden against his sexual...
POLL: How worried are you about coronavirus now?
With the ever-changing landscape of COVID-19, we at Genesius Times would like to keep our finger on the pulse of...
Democrats move to ban ultraviolet light after Trump endorses it
Democrats on all government levels have begun writing laws to ban the evil substance known as ultraviolet light. Despite the...
Kim Jong Un’s surgeons regret to inform the world that they failed to keep Dear Leader alive
As rumors continue to swirl about the health of North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, his surgeons, two Americans have...
Joe Biden has failed written part of COVID-19 test multiple times
COVID-19 tests are rolling off the assembly lines in record numbers. What they're not telling you is that there is...
Thousands of brave progressives drink bleach in order to prove Trump wrong on something he didn’t say
Thousands of brave progressives across the country have been hospitalized after drinking bleach to prove President Donald Trump wrong on...
