Susan Collins, Mitt Romney, and Lisa Murkowski have declared themselves trans-partisan extraterrestrials
In a stunning revelation just leaked to Genesius Times undercover agents, Senators Lisa Murkowski, Mitt Romney, and Susan Collins have...
Bernie Sanders
‘Billionaires take all their money from workers’ says politician who takes all her money from workers
Democratic Socialist US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez lashed out against evil wealthy businessmen and women in a recent interview. "No one...
To save time Bernie will only declare things he doesn’t want to control from now on
Democratic socialist and Democratic favorite in the 2020 presidential primary Bernie Sanders has been on a tear recently, laying out...
Bernie promises to transfer all student debt to people who already paid off their student debt
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a bold pandering effort on Monday, promising to make everyone who has paid...
DNC to take 90% of Bernie’s votes and redistribute them to less popular candidates
The new front-running candidate for the Democratic nominee, Bernie Sanders, is facing some new opposition. The Democratic National Committee will...
BREAKING: Elizabeth Warren arrested for attempting to scalp Bernie Sanders
In a shocking video released just a few nights ago, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders accused each other of lying...
American Left and Right finally unite for the noble cause of hating CNN
It took a ridiculously biased debate hosted by CNN in which the spurious sexism claims of Bernie Sanders were amplified...
Bernie promises Americans a 0-hour work day if elected president
At the Iowa United Food and Commercial Workers forum on Sunday, democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was asked whether he would...
Bernie declares eating $120k duct-taped bananas a human right to be paid for by government
Italian artist Maurizio Cattelan recently sold a banana duct-taped to a white wall for $120,000 at Miami's Art Basel museum,...
Trump creates single-payer Dept. of Movies with a max actor salary of $50,000 a year
In response to consistent pleas for socialist policies from Hollywood actors, President Trump has created a Soviet-style single-payer Department of...
