Democrats

Democrats push to make Palestinian Territories 51st state of the Union

Rafi Metz April 29, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Congressional Democrats proposed a House Resolution today which would make the Palestinian Territories the 51st state of the Union....

Biden cancels April Fool’s Day because it marginalizes Democrats

Exavier Saskagoochie March 31, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—President Joe Biden has officially cancelled April Fool's Day because it promotes the continued marginalization of his voters. "April...

Biden hires the Wizard of Oz to interpret his immigration policy

The Lonely Rogue March 29, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—No one is quite sure what US President Joe Biden's immigration policy is, least of all, the president himself....

BREAKING: Democrats agree to let you have some of your money in $1.9 trillion relief package

Exavier Saskagoochie March 12, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats in control of both houses of Congress and the White House recently passed the $1.9 trillion relief package,...

Dems celebrate ‘Make Women History’ Month through sex-selective abortion rights

Exavier Saskagoochie March 9, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Democrats celebrated "Make Women History" Month by promoting the elimination of all women through sex-selective abortion and other progressive...

Biden ends all racism by renaming The White House ‘Privileged House’

The Lonely Rogue March 6, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—The Harris-Biden-Pelosi administration has officially renamed the obviously racist White House "Privileged House" following a national poll. “Yes, it’s...

Donald Trump is the first back-to-back impeachment champion ever

Exavier Saskagoochie February 13, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—There has never been a two-time, let alone a back-to-back impeachment champion until now. Donald Trump has defeated the...

Dems schedule impeachment for every past and future Republican president

Exavier Saskagoochie February 10, 2021 0

WASHINGTON, DC—Following the successful trial of former president Donald Trump, House Democrats have scheduled impeachment proceedings for every past and...