Hey RFK Jr., Hands Off! Why Poison in Our Food Is Actually Good 
Millions of new tariff experts unsure how to pay off their student loan debt 
Climate activists protest Elon Musk by sending ‘NO DOGE’ smoke signals up from burning Tesla batteries 
AOC: Only Illegal Immigrants Should Get Due Process Because they Broke the Law to be Here So Clearly They Really Want It 
BREAKING: Katy Perry declares herself pope after reading the Bible for 11 minutes 
Starbucks serving up newest ‘Self-Loathing’ blond roast
SEATTLE—Starbucks has been working overtime to create their new line of Boutique Roasts to appeal to their newest group of...
Satire That’s Truer Than News
BREAKING: Rep Omar mourns the loss of her father/uncle
Rep. Ilhan Omar’s father/uncle died on Monday from complications of coronavirus, the congresswoman announced. The Minnesota Democrat released a statement...
State of Georgia renamed Georgia Floyd in honor of social justice martyr
There's been a lot of renaming going on these days. All one way streets going South will be named George...
ABC slammed as racist for casting first black ‘Bachelor’ for reasons other than his race
New York—ABC is being criticized for casting the first black "Bachelor” for reasons other than his race. Matt James, a...
Antifa destroy their own autonomous zone after discovering they are fascists
SEATTLE—The greater Seattle Antifa gang have razed their own autonomous zone to the ground after realizing that they are fascists....
PETITION: Tear down this monument to slavery!
Everyone's tearing down inanimate objects that have some association with slavery—and sometimes that don't have anything to do with slavery....
Protesters tear down statue of Michael Jackson after pictures of him wearing blackface surface
LOS ANGELES--Millions of Michael Jackson fans are burning his albums and people are tearing down statues of the deceased King...
Local man declares his home ‘autonomous zone’; saves thousands on property taxes
SEATTLE—After seeing how his city has endorsed and supported the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone seized by protesters in the Third...
Antifa realizing it’s much more difficult to build a civilization than to tear one down
SEATTLE—Members of the Seattle Antifa Communist Koalition (SACK) are finding that it's much more difficult to build a civilization than...
Traffic on George Floyd Ave. to flow in the opposite direction of MLK Blvd.
Civil Engineers are having a field day the last few weeks. Not so much regular engineers but the the National...
