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Normal white guy wins “scariest” Halloween costume contest without costume

A normal white guy won the annual Halloween costume contest at the University of Madison Wisconsin's Union over the weekend in the "scariest" category. He...

Black man sued for not baking KKK cake

A black man, Reginald Smith of Lake, Colorado is being sued for not providing a cake for a KKK rally in nearby Dearborn. Dearborn KKK...

De Blasio signs bill allowing “sparkly unicorn gender” on birth certificates

New York Mayor Bill de Blasio signed a bill into law Tuesday allowing New York City residents to select a third gender category on their...

Ancestry DNA test shows that everyone is Native American

In an effort to prove that he feels the pain of his marginalized brothers and sisters, Clay Egbertson of Encino, California took an Ancestry DNA...

Several American cities flooded by liberal tears

Governors of several American states have declared a state of emergency after flash floods of liberal tears have inundated their largest cities. "We're seeing the...

Tech Grid

Smartphone user thrilled by mobile site’s thirty-seven pop-ups

A Sarasota, NY man, Perry Pouche, who recently upgraded to the latest smartphone technology, says that he really loves it when browsing a mobile website...

Communist tweets “Death to Capitalism” on iPhone while slamming down Big Mac

An ardent socialist and vocal proponent of "full communism" has recently tweeted, "Death to CAPITALISM!!!" Stephen Loseritz, 7th year gender studies student at the University...

Social bathroom tweeter now concerned about privacy after receiving presidential alert

A Wisconsin man, known to friends and neighbors as the "bathroom tweeter" and who has posted detailed accounts of every meal he consumes, every phlegm-ridden...

New Vaccine Safe Despite Killing 25%

In a stunning defense of the scientific method and modern medical establishment, Brian Wix, spokesman for the new victus mortuus virus vaccine manufacturer Fauxman-La-Stank LLC, said...

Google hit with record EU fine over Shopping service

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