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Local woman’s faith shook to the core when unexpected thunderstorm ruins her outdoor wedding

"It was not supposed to happen like this." Jessica Trayler exclusively recounted for us as unexpected thunderstorms rolled through Northern Michigan and disrupted her otherwise...

Local man accidentally expels wife’s demons while reciting prayers from dusty old Latin book

While cleaning out his attic, a local man stumbled upon a dusty old prayer book written in Latin that is believed to have once belonged...

George H W Bush died from death

Rumors have spread like wildfire about the former president's death. What was the cause? Health experts have now confirmed that George HW Bush--known as Bush...

Thousands of migrants demand ‘human rights’ by bashing people and destroying others’ property

The migrant caravan seeking asylum and 'human rights' has reached the US border and started bashing border patrol agents and destroying the border wall. "Human...

Ocasio-Cortez DNA results show she’s 1/1024th Muppet

While no one has doubted congresswoman elect Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's minority status, there has been plenty of doubt about her heritage and a recent DNA test...

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Smartphone user thrilled by mobile site’s thirty-seven pop-ups

A Sarasota, NY man, Perry Pouche, who recently upgraded to the latest smartphone technology, says that he really loves it when browsing a mobile website...

Communist tweets “Death to Capitalism” on iPhone while slamming down Big Mac

An ardent socialist and vocal proponent of "full communism" has recently tweeted, "Death to CAPITALISM!!!" Stephen Loseritz, 7th year gender studies student at the University...

Social bathroom tweeter now concerned about privacy after receiving presidential alert

A Wisconsin man, known to friends and neighbors as the "bathroom tweeter" and who has posted detailed accounts of every meal he consumes, every phlegm-ridden...

New Vaccine Safe Despite Killing 25%

In a stunning defense of the scientific method and modern medical establishment, Brian Wix, spokesman for the new victus mortuus virus vaccine manufacturer Fauxman-La-Stank LLC, said...

Google hit with record EU fine over Shopping service

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